Hey nanni nanni na, tra la la! King Richard II's the guy that went dumb King Richard III is the guy with the hump Timon of Athens, he was a chump 'Cause all of his money was lent Now it's spent And he can't Pay the rent So he has to go live in a tent! Julius Caesar's about an attack All of his friends put a knife in his back And then a great play that would come after that Is Anthony and Cleopat. A much better plan would be for you to go buy your own then you dont have to get her. In The Merchant of Venice a debt is entangled As Coriolanus where soldiers get mangled Othello's a fellow whose wife ends up strangled And that is the story that's told by the bard! Hey nanni nanni na, tra la la, fa la la la la la la! Troilus and Cressida: there was a pair They were in love but she had an affair It's not a great play so we really don't care. Broomhilde catches it.He lived in Stratford von Avon apartment 2-B Was it 2-B, or not 2-B? I really don't know, it's confusing to me! How do you understand Shakespeare with all of thе Harks and the hoes and the flowеry prose that he writes? For men wearing tights! So bring up the lights And let's meet the bard! Ladies and gentlemen, Histeria! proudly presents the plots of all thirty-seven plays by William Shakespeare! Hamlet's real father is killed by his brother Who now becomes king and then marries his mother It ends up with everyone killing each other And that is the story that's told by the bard! Hey nanni nanni na, tra la la, fa la la la la la la! King Henry V is a play about war And so is King John and King Henry IV While Falstaff laughed, and fell on the floor So Henry VI went back to the gore King Lear, Shakespeare's Tragical ruler who casts out his daughter The story is sad, 'cause then he feels bad And then he goes mad, and both of them die! Hey nanni nanni na, tra la la, fa la la la la la la!Īt Romeo and Juliet, everyone cries In Titus Andronicus everyone dies Don't you just love these Shakespearean guys? *laughs maniacally* You go to the theatre and pay all that money To see all these actors who dress really funny You say to your date, "Are you getting this, honey? 'Cause I'm really lost, so explain it to me!" Hey nanni nanni na, tra la la, fa la la la la la la! MacBeth is a guy who is really ambitious And that's why the king soon sleeps with the fishes Then he kills others, it's really quite vicious Until in the end, he gets stabbed in the duff! (Oh, no-no!) By MacDuff! (Better!) He wrote comic romances with laughter and dances Where everyone prances while taking their chances With love, love, love, love, love! (gagging noises) Like The Comedy of Errors and Pericles too Then Measure for Measure and Taming the Shrew Two Gents from Verona and then Much Ado About Nothing Then he'd write The Tempest and Twelfth Night The Merry Wives of Windsor, As You Like It, and Cymbaline Love's Labours Lost, A Winter's Tale And also Midsummer Night's Dream
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I think for me stockings complement her curves, and thats a plus for any outfit she wears. Not just in the bedroom, but also in public when we go out. Stockings and tights in general are a turn on for me. Robin and Marian meet under a table, and are about to kiss when a guard shows up. This is a very interesting question and I cant even fully explain it myself.Even better is that as he climbs up on the banister to use the second rope, there's a green, lit-up "EXIT" sign right behind him.
Later, just before using a rope for a dramatic swing, Robin glances upward, then nods and says, " Ahh, right rope".Rabbi Tuckman noting that Marian is of "the House of Baygel," then going on to say that Robin and Marian were made for each other.Tuckman tipping his hat, revealing his curly peyot are attached to it.Tuckman's matter-of-fact response to the above line: "Azoi." note Yiddish for "Eh, whatever.".You haven't seen the last of us! You've seen the last of us.īlinkin: Question.
"Now you've really pissed me off!" "Pissed off? If I were that close to a horses wiener I'd be worried about getting pissed on!".Da daaaaaaaaaaaaah, dadadadadadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, dadadadadada-da-da, dada-da-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!.Latrine: Oh dear Lord, if you see fit to send me my one true love.
You get one of these heavy boulders, put it here where I'm sitting, and then pull on that lever. Sheriff of Rottingham: It's rather simple. It can hurl one of these heavy boulders undetected, over a hundred yards, completely destroying anything in its path.
Sheriff of Rottingham: This is a stealth catapult, we've been working on it secretly for months.
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